Some humour for the times

What did our parents do to kill boredom before the internet? I asked my 23 brothers and sisters and they didn’t know either.
Starting to understand why pets try to run out of the house when the door opens.
Does anyone know if we can take showers yet? Or should we just keep washing our hands???
Day 14 at home and the dog was looking at me like, “See? This is why I chew the furniture.”
Mom always told me I would never accomplish anything by lying on the couch all day, but look at me now! I’m saving the world!
I swear my fridge just said. “What the heck do you want now?”
Whoever owes you money, go to their house now, they should be home.
So technically showing up at the bank in a mask and gloves is ok now…

…MORE CHUCKLES

What do you call a train carrying bubble-gum? A chew-chew train.

Why did it get so hot in the baseball stadium after the game? All of the fans left.

What do you call a rooster staring at a pile of lettuce? A chicken sees a salad.

FUN WITH RIDDLES

1. Give it food and it will live; give it water and it will die.
2. What can you catch but not throw?
3. I run, yet I have no legs. What am I?
4. Take one out and scratch my head, I am now black but once was red.
5. Remove the outside, cook the inside, eat the outside, throw away the inside.
6. What goes around the world and stays in a corner?
7. What gets wetter the more it dries?
8. The more there is, the less you see.
9. They come at night without being called and are lost in the day without being stolen.
10. What kind of room has no windows or doors?

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